Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Mon, 14 Dec 1998 09:12:15 -0500
Christmas trees... Women... Men... the usual mix.
LadyHawke
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"Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman"
1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas
trees you have had in the past.
2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical
devices.
3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one
in the closet.
4. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
6. When you are done with a Christmas tree, you can throw it
on the curb and have it hauled away.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas
trees.
8. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
9. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it
in the back of your pickup truck.
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"Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man"
1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the
lights on.
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of
its balls.
8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its
'sell by' date.
9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
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