On the sixth day G-d turned to the angel Gabriel and
said "Today I am going to create a land called Canada.
It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty, it shall
have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats
and eagles, beautifully sparkling lakes bountiful with
carp and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs
over looking sandy beaches with an abundance of
sea life, rivers stocked with salmon.."
G-d continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so to
make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these
inhabitants Canadians, they shall be known as the
most friendly people on the Earth."
"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are
being too generous to these Canadians?"
"Not really," replied the Allmighty, "just wait and see
the neighbors I am going to give them!"
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"How Many Language Do You Speak?"
An American Johny is visiting Germany and is having a
conversation with a street vendor named Hans.
Hans: "What do you call someone who speaks three
languages?"
Johnny: "Trilingual."
Hans: "What do you call someone who speaks two
languages?"
Johnny: "Bilingual."
Hans: "Good! Good! Now... What do you call someone
who speaks only one language?"
Johnny: "Ummm... monilingual?"
Hans: "No... An American!"