LadyHawke
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"Wrong Address"
A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted a
release. He inquired for the address of a good house of ill
repute. He was told to go to 365 E West Street. By mistake,
he went to 365 W East Street, the office of a podiatrist.
Being met by a beautiful woman in a white uniform surprised
but intrigued him. She directed him to an examining room and
told him to uncover and someone would be with him soon.
He loved the thought of the table and the reclining chair and
was really getting aroused because of the strange and
different approach this house offered. Finally the doctor's
assistant, a really gorgeous redhead entered and found him
sitting in the chair with his generous member in his hand.
"Oh, my goodness", she exclaimed, " I was expecting to see
a foot!"
"Well," said our hero rather indignantly, "If you're going to
complain about an inch, then I'll take my business elsewhere!"
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"Her First Trick"
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. When she
came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all
gathered around to hear the details. She said, "Well, he was
a big, muscular and handsome marine."
"Well, what did he want to do?" they all asked.
She said, "I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said
he didn't have that much. So I told him a blow job would be
$75, but he didn't have that much either. Finally I said, ''Well,
how much do you have?'
The marine said he only had $25. So I told him, 'For $25 all
I can give you is a hand job.' He agreed, and after getting the
finances straight, he pulled it out. I put one hand on it. Then,
I put the other hand above that one.'"
She paused, raised her eyebrows, and then continued, "Then
I put the first hand above the second hand..."
"Oh my gosh!" they all exclaimed, "It must have been huge!
Then what did you do?"
"Er.... I loaned him $75....."