One day, a 4th grader came home from school and asks his father.
"Dad, everyone in class can count to 100, but I can only count to 10.
How come?"
His father says, "Well son, that's because you're from West Virginia."
The next day, the 4th grader came home from school and says.
"Dad, today everyone in class recited the entire alphabet. I only
know up to the letter 'L.' How come?"
Again, his father replies, "Well, that's because you're from West
Virginia."
Then one day, the 4th grader came home and was all excited,
wearing a smile from ear to ear. He says, "Dad! Dad! Today, we
were in gym class, and all the boys had little penises, but mine
was huge! Is that 'cause I'm from West Virginia??"
His father replies, "No son, that's because you're 28 years old."
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"What's In A Sack?"
Two West Virginia hillbillies approach each other on a country
road. One is carrying a sack over his shoulder.
"Hey, Billy Bob," calls out to the other, "What you got in that sack?"
"Some chickens."
"If I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one of
them?"
"Hell, Joe Bob, if you guess how many chickens I got in the sack,
I'll give you *both* of them."
"Okay. Er... Five?"