Scallops with Prosciutto

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FOOD FUNNY
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Here's a good one from Rosemary Zwick:

On Saturday morning I got up early to go out fishing, as usual.
I put on my long johns, dressed quietly got my lunch made,
grabbed the dog and went to the garage to hook up the boat
to the truck and down the driveway I went. Coming out of the
garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour.
There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing
50 mph. Minutes later, I returned to the garage. I came back
into the house and turned the TV to the weather channel. I find
it’s going to be bad weather all day long, so I put the boat back
in the garage, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed.
There I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, "Darling, the weather out there is
terrible." To which she sleepily replied, "Sweetheart, can you
believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that mess?"
Received on Sat Feb 12 02:57:05 2011