Tuna Surprise Sandwiches

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                            FOOD FUNNY
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Here's another classic food funny from Rosemary Zwick:

A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He
noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a
mirror. Being curious, the man rowed over and asked, "What is the mirror for?"

"That's my secret way to catch fish," said the other man. "Shine the
mirror on the top of the water. The fish notice the spot of sun on the
water above and they swim to the surface. Then I just reach down and net them and pull them into the boat."

"Wow! Does that really work?"

"You bet it does."

"Would you be interested in selling that mirror? I'll give you $30 for it."

"Well, okay."

After the money was transferred, the city fisherman asked, "By the way, how many fish have you caught this week?"

"You're the sixth," he said.

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                            TODAY'S RECIPE
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The apple in this recipe may not be much of a surprise if you were
expecting, say, chocolate truffles or fried grasshoppers, but it does
lend an unexpected crunchy sweetness to the traditional tuna salad.

Tuna Surprise Sandwiches

1 can (6 oz, 170 g) tuna, drained
1 small apple, cored and diced
2 Tbs (30 ml) mayonnaise
2 Tbs (30 ml) chopped celery
Salt and freshly ground pepper to taste
4 - 6 slices bread

Combine the tuna, apple, mayonnaise, celery, salt, and pepper and spread on bread.
Makes 2 to 3 sandwiches.
Received on Thu May 6 18:14:12 2010