Scrambled Eggs with Tomatoes and Feta

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            FOOD FUNNY
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This is about as politically incorrect as they come, but what the
heck, it's only a joke, ya know? Thanks to "DRSPAGHETI" for
sending it in.

FEMALE HORMONES FOUND IN BEER

Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering the results of a
recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer,
men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The
theory is that beer contains female hormones (as hops contain
phytoeostrogens) and drinking it may turn men into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer each to drink
within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men
gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly
emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over
nothing, refused to apologize when obviously wrong, and had to sit
down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary.

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            TODAY'S RECIPE
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It's time for a change of pace and another look at everyone's favorite
meal. This week I'll offer up recipes ranging from the everyday to
the upscale and elegant. Here is what you'll find on our breakfast
buffet:

Monday's Starter
Scrambled Eggs with Tomatoes and Feta

Tuesday's Soup or Salad
Popcorn Breakfast Cereal

Wednesday's Side Dish
Pineapple Fritters

Thursday's Entree
Malassadas

Friday's Dessert
Potato Pancakes with Watermelon Relish

Serve this Greek-inspired dish with buttered toasted pita breads for a
taste of the Middle East.

Scrambled Eggs with Tomatoes and Feta

1 Tbs (15 ml) olive oil or butter
8-12 eggs, beaten
2-3 tomatoes, seeded and chopped
4-6 oz (110-170 g) crumbled feta cheese
1 tsp (5 ml) chopped fresh oregano or 1/4 tsp (1 ml) dried
Salt and freshly ground pepper to taste

Heat the olive oil in a large skillet over moderate heat and pour in
the eggs. When the eggs are partially set stir in the remaining
ingredients and continue cooking, stirring constantly, until set to
your preference. Serves 4 to 6.
Received on Mon Mar 22 06:17:13 2004