Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Fri, 02 Jul 1999 07:57:08 -0400
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: FOOD FUNNY :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Reader Owen King was the first of dozens to send me the following food
funny. He attributes it to my friend Ray at Joke A Day. You can
check out Ray's fine service at <http://www.jokeaday.com>.
Our supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and
a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however,
she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged
portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher.
"don't worry, lady," he said. "I'll pack some more trays
and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."
Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom
over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted
bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
::::::::::::::::::::::::::: TODAY'S RECIPE ::::::::::::::::::::::::::
This side dish is a quick and easy way to dress up one of our most
popular vegetables. If you have any broccoli haters in your house,
you might want to try this one on them.
Broccoli with Sesame Seeds
1+1/2 lbs (700 g) broccoli, cut into small pieces
1 Tbs (15 ml) sesame oil
1 Tbs (15 ml) sesame seeds
1 Tbs (15 ml) soy sauce
Boil or steam the broccoli until it is cooked but still firm. Heat
the sesame oil in a skillet large enough to hold the broccoli. Add
the sesame seeds, the broccoli, and the soy sauce, stirring or tossing
to combine. Transfer to a serving dish. Serves 4 to 6.
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