Life in Hell

"Engine Trouble"*

*Fifteen minutes into flight, the pilot announced: "Ladies
and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is
nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour
longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."

Thirty minutes later the pilot announced: "One more
engine has failed and the flight will take an additional
two hours. But don't worry, we can fly just fine on two engines."

An hour later the pilot announced: "One more engine
has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three
hours. But don't worry, we still have one engine left."

The blonde in seat 17A turned to the man next to her
and said, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
Received on Mon Mar 21 11:16:10 2011