Music Business

"Music Business"

The generation gap proved glaringly obvious
at the mail-order music company where my
wife works as a customer service representative.

Some college students, who were working part-
time inputting customer information, wrote the
following notes regarding some golden oldies:
"Customer is looking for two song titles: 'Shovel
Off Two Buffaloes' and 'Honey, Suck a Rose.'"

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"Screenwriter"

A screenwriter comes home to a burned down
house. His sobbing wife is standing outside.

"What happened, honey?" the man asks.

"Oh, John, it was terrible," she weeps. "I was
cooking when the phone rang. It was your
agent. Because I was on the phone, I didn't
notice the stove had caught on fire. It went
up in seconds. Everything is gone. I nearly
didn't make it out of the house. Poor Fluffy is gone........"

"Wait! Back up a minute," the man says. "My agent called?"
Received on Mon Mar 21 09:00:58 2011