Wet Sign

"Wet Sign"*

*Trying to do my share for the environment,
I set up a trash basket at my church and
posted above it this suggestion:

"Empty water bottles here."

I should have been a little more specific,
because when I went to check it later, I
didn't find any bottles in it.

But it was full of water.

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"No Climbing"*

*Max looked up at the steep, icy mountainside,
"I can't do it," he said.

His companions begged him to climb the mountain
with them, but he refused to move,

"I'm against mountain climbing," he finally admitted to his friends.

So now they call him "Anti-climb-Max."
Received on Mon Mar 7 08:33:42 2011