Hungry Cannibals

"The Fight"*

*The policeman was walking his beat when he
saw two men fighting and a little boy standing
alongside them crying, "Daddy, Daddy!"

The officer pulled the two men apart and, turning
to the boy, asked, "Which one is your father, lad?"

"I don't know," the boy said, rubbing tears from
his eyes. "That's what they're fighting about!"

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"Hungry Cannibals"*

*Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by
the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They
walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.

Before long, along came this little old man. The son
said, "Ooh dad, there's one."

"No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on
that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

Well, a little while later, along came this really fat
man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough."

"No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack
from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."

About an hour later, here comes this absolutely
gorgeous woman. The son said, "Now there's
nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."

"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."

"Why not?" asked the son.

"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."
Received on Sat Mar 5 09:07:41 2011