Hiccups

"Hiccups"*

*A man goes into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist
if he can give him something for the hiccups. The
pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face.

"What did you do that for?" the man asks.

"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore, do you?"

The man thinks for a minute and says, "No, but my
wife out in the car still does!"

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"Timely Result"*

*A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his
doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the
doctor comes out with the results.

"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor
says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."

"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"

"Ten," the doctor says sadly.

"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?"

"Nine..."
Received on Sat Mar 5 02:51:14 2011