Order Guarantee

"Serving Station"*

*A new and inexperienced waitress tells another
waitress she is concerned about being able to
carry the heavy trays and serve from them.

The other waitress explains that tray stands are
placed throughout the restaurant. The nervous
beginner serves all her lunches successfully, and
afterwards asks an elderly couple if everything
has been all right.

"It was fine, dear," replies the man, "but my wife
and I have to leave now. Could she please have
her walker back?"

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"Order Guarantee"*

*A customer walks into a restaurant and notices
large sign on the wall:

$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!

When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant dung on rye.

She calmly writes down his order and walks into the
kitchen where all hell breaks loose!

The restaurant owner comes storming out of the
kitchen. He runs up to the customer's table, slaps
five $100 bills down on it and says,

"You got me that time buddy, but I want you to
know that's the first time in ten years we've been out of rye bread!"
Received on Tue Mar 1 12:00:17 2011