An Oath

"An Oath"*

*When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help
you plot revenge against the sc-m suck/ng b-stard who made you sad.
 
When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you.
 
When you smile, I'll know you finally got la/d.
 
When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories
about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
 
When you are confused, I will use little words to
explain it to your dumb arse.
 
When you are sick, Stay away from me until you're
well again, I don't want whatever you have.
 
When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy arse.
 
This is my oath, I pledge till the end.
 
Why you may ask?

Because you're my friend.
Received on Thu Jan 27 16:40:45 2011