Adult Truths for Men II

"Adult Truths for Men II"*

*13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word
and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my
ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone
just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any
given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and
hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?"
before you just nod and smile because you still didn't
hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line
of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the
front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants
never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive
times and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble
locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell
phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet
everyone can find and push the snooze button from
3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in
Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.
That means it only took 100 years for men to realize
that their brain is also important.

Ladies..... Quit Laughing.

Heal the past, live the present, dream the future.

Enjoy life.
Received on Fri Feb 18 07:49:03 2011