Adult Truths for Men

"Adult Truths for Men"*

*1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to
immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during
an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want
to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on
#5 I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they
told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes
a moment at work when you know that you just aren't
going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes
after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection... again.
Received on Thu Feb 17 07:21:32 2011