Telegram to Egypt

"Recent Telegram sent to Egypt"*

*Dear Egyptians,

Please don't ruin the pyramids. We will *not* rebuild.

Sincerely,
The Jews

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"Sensible Solutions to Building a Mosque near Ground Zero"*

*I am appalled that so many of my friends are against
the Mosque near Ground Zero. We should allow it in
order to promote tolerance.

I also propose that two gay nightclubs be opened
next door to the mosque to promote tolerance in
the Mosque. We could call them "The Turban Cowboy"
and "You Mecca Me Hot."

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes
in pork and have an open barbecue with pork ribs
and across the street a very daring lingerie store
called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret."

Finally, next door in flashing lights, open an "Adult Toy Shop."

I think for the purpose of tolerance we should build
these accordingly around the Mosque.

G~d Bless Freedom!
Received on Tue Feb 15 08:19:18 2011