Ben Gay

"Ben Gay"*

*A guy walks into the pharmacy and says to the
pharmacist, "I have three girls coming over
tonight!! I have never had three girls at once.
I need something to keep me horny . . . keep me potent!"

The pharmacist reaches under the counter and
removes a brown box with an "X" on it. "Here.
If you eat this you'll go wild and nuts."

"Great!" the guys says, "Give me three of them."

The next day the guy comes back into the
pharmacy. He drops his pants and the pharmacist
looks in horror at the guy's unit. It's black and blue,
and the skin is hanging off of it.

"Give me some Ben Gay!!" He shouted.

"You're not going to put Ben Gay on that, are you?"
asked the pharmacist.

"Hell no!!" was the reply. "It's for my arms. The girls
never showed up!"
Received on Sat Feb 12 02:20:38 2011