Hemophilia

"Hemophilia"*

*A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a
regular checkup. "Any specific problems you
should tell me about?" the doctor asked.

"Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even
the tiniest cut, it seems to bleed for hours," she
replied. "Do you think I might be a hemophiliac?"

"Well," the doctor answered, "hemophilia is a
genetic disorder and it is more often found in
men, but it is possible for a woman to be a
hemophiliac. Tell me, how much do you lose
when you have your period?"

After calculating for a moment the hooker
replied, "Oh, about seven or eight hundred
dollars, I guess."
Received on Sat Feb 12 02:02:58 2011