Male Sensitivity

"What Day Is It?"*

*Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to
her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."

"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going
out the door to the office.

At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman
opened the door, she was handed a box containing
a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil
wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates
arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.

The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.

"First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the
dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful
Groundhog Day in my life!"

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"Male Sensitivity"*

*The room was full of pregnant women with their
partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor
was teaching the women how to breathe and
was telling the men how to give the necessary
assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.

She said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for
you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens
the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much
easier. Just take several stops and stay on a soft
surface like grass or a path."

She looked at the men in the room, "and Gentlemen,
remember -- You're in this together -- It wouldn't hurt
you to go walking with her."

The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed
this information.

Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.

"Yes?" answered the Instructor.

"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries
a golf bag while we walk??"

---- This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught..
Received on Thu Feb 3 00:27:43 2011