Golf Game

"Golf Game"*

*A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole
when a second fellow approaches and asks if he
can join him. The first says that he usually plays
alone but agrees to let the second guy join him.

Both are even after the first couple of holes. The
second guy says, "Say, we're about evenly matched,
how about we play for five bucks a hole?"

The first fellow says that he usually plays alone and
doesn't like to bet but agrees to the terms. Well, the
second guy wins the rest of the holes and as they're
walking off of the eighteenth hole, and while
counting his $80.00, he confesses that he's the pro
at a neighboring course and likes to pick on suckers.

The first fellow reveals that he's the Parish Priest at the
local Catholic Church to which the second fellow gets
all flustered and apologetic and offers to give the Priest
back his money. The Priest says, "No, no. You won fair
and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."

The pro says, "Well, is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

The Priest says, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday
and make a donation. Then, if you bring your mother
and father by after Mass, I'll marry them for you."
Received on Mon Apr 4 09:13:10 2011