Little John the Baptist

"Little John the Baptist"*

*Johnny's Mother looked out the window and
noticed him "playing church" with their cat.
 
He had the cat sitting quietly and he was
preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work.

A while later she heard loud meowing and
hissing and ran back to the open window to
see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.
 
She called out, "Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!"
 
Johnny looked up at her and said, "He should
have thought about that before he joined my church."
Received on Fri Apr 1 09:10:05 2011