Conversations with G~d

"Conversations with G~d"*

*A man was wandering in the woods pondering all
the questions of life, the universe, and his own
personal plight. The man decided to turn to G~d
for the answers to his questions.

"G~d!? G~d!? Are you there G~d?!, he shouted.

G~d responded, "What is it my son?"

"I have a few questions, mind if I ask?" the man said.

"Go right ahead, my son... anything," G~d said.

"G~d, what is a million years to you?"

G~d said, "A million years to Me is only a second."

"Hmmm", the man wondered. Then he asked again,
"G~d, what is a million dollars worth to you?"

G~d said, "A million dollars to Me is only worth a penny."

The man lifted his eyebrows and proceeded to ask
a final question. "G~d, can I have a penny?"

And G~d said cheerfully, "Sure!!!............. in a second."

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"Job Interview"*

*Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human
Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT,

"And what starting salary were you looking for?"

The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000
a year, depending on the benefits package."

The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to
a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays,
full medical and dental, company matching
retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company
car leased every 2 years say, a red Corvette?"

The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

And the interviewer replied, "Naturally, but you started it."
Received on Thu Sep 23 12:05:41 2010