Nascar Humor

"Nascar Humor"

Rusty Wallace, Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Jeff Gordon
all went out on Lake Norman for a friendly day of
fishing. Once they got out to where they wanted to
try their luck,

Rusty noticed that in their haste to start fishing, they
had forgotten to unload their fishing poles from the
truck. Rusty says, "Darn … I am not going back without any fish."

So he pulls off his pants and throws his manhood over
into the water. To everyone's dismay, he pulls in a 3lb
bass. He takes the fish from his member, pokes its eyes
out and tosses it in the cooler.

Not to be out done, Dale drops his trousers and lets his
manhood drop into the water. Soon, he is pulling in a
6lb bass! He withdraws from the fish, pokes its eyes out
and tosses his catch into the cooler.

They both turn to Jeff and ask if he would like to try his luck.

Jeff turns red faced and finally answers, "Sure, but you
have to promise not to poke my eyes out!"
Received on Sun Sep 19 14:45:10 2010