Drinking Hard

"Drinking Hard"*

*A guy walks into a bar and orders three whiskey sours,
drinks them down BAM! BAM! BAM! Then he orders three more.

The bartender's having a slow night and appreciates
the business, but is also concerned. "Hey buddy, slow
down. What seems to be the problem?"

The guy answers, "I went on a week-long business trip,
and had to leave my wife alone. I have had my
suspicions about our next-door neighbor, so I hung a
weight from the bottom of the bed-spring just above a bowl of cream.

The bartender nods sympathetically and pours the guy
another. "So you came home and found cream on the weight?"

The guy downs his fourth whiskey sour and says, "It is
worse than that. The cream had been churned into butter."
Received on Tue Sep 7 10:30:40 2010