How to End up in a Dog House

"New Space"*

*A blonde fellow is driving along the road when he
sees a sign on a plot of land that reads

"40 acres for sale" and lists a phone number and in
big bold letters the words "WILL DIVIDE."

The man had been considering buying a bit of land
for investment purposes. So he calls the number and
when a lady picks up, he asks her,

"Is Mr. Divide in?"

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"How to End up in a Dog House"*

*My wife has not spoken to me in three days.

 I think it has something to do with what
happened on Sunday night when she thought
she heard a noise downstairs. She nudged me
and whispered, "Wake up, wake up!"

"What is the matter?" I asked.

"There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they
are eating the tuna casserole I made tonight."

"That will teach them!" I replied.
Received on Mon Sep 6 12:22:05 2010