Dead Lawyer

"Dead Lawyer"

A guy phones a law office and says: "I want to speak to my lawyer."

The receptionist replies, "I'm sorry but he died last week."

The next day he phones again and asks the same question.

The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he died last week."

The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to
his lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting a little
annoyed and says, "I keep telling you that your lawyer
died last week. Why do you keep calling?"

The guy says, "Because I just love hearing it."

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"On Trial"

There were three men at a bar. One man got drunk
and started a fight with the other two men. The police
came and took the drunk guy to jail.

The next day the man went before the judge.

The judge asked the man, "Where do you work?"

The man said, "Here and there."

The judge asked the man, "What do you do for a living?"

The man said, "This and that."

The judge then said, "Take him away."

The man said, "Wait, Judge, when will I get out?"

The judge said to the man, "Sooner or later...."
Received on Wed Sep 1 00:22:20 2010