The Dangers of Golf

"The Dangers of Golf"*

*A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off
and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to
the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups.
She grabs a club and takes a mighty wing at the ball.
She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process she
hacks the hell out of the buttercups.

Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks
her path to her golf bag and looks at her and says, "I'm
Mother Nature, and I don't like the way you treated my
buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand
the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will
 become physically ill to the point of total nausea."

The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she
appeared. Shaken, the wife calls out to her husband,
"Honey, you won't believe what just happened."

Not seeing him in anywhere in sight she then calls out, "Where are you?"

"I'm over here in the pussy willows." he replies.

The wife screams back, "Whatever you do - DON'T HIT THAT BALL!"
Received on Wed Sep 1 00:08:39 2010