Neighbors

"Fridge"*

*Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To
get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard
and hung a sign on it saying:

"Free to good home. You want it, you take it. "

For three days the fridge sat there without anyone
looking twice. He eventually decided that people
were too mistrustful of this deal. So he changed the sign to read:

"Fridge for sale $50."

The next day someone stole it!

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"Neighbors"*

*Every time the man next door headed toward Robinson's
house, Robinson knew he was coming to borrow something.

"He won't get away with it this time," muttered Robinson
to his wife. "Watch this."

"Er, I wonder if you'd be using your power-saw this
morning," the neighbor began.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry," said Robinson with a smug look,
"but the fact of the matter is, I'll be using it all day."

"In that case," said the neighbor, "you won't be using
your golf clubs, mind if I borrow them?"
Received on Wed Sep 1 00:00:39 2010