Spooked Driver

"Spooked Driver"*

*A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder
to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost
control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on
the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a
shop window. For a second everything went quiet
in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't
ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said he didn't
realize that a little tap could scare him so much.

The driver replied "Sorry, it's not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been
driving hearses for the last 25 years!"

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"Wish Fulfillment"*

*Two men are driving through New York when they
get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks
up and taps on the window with his nightstick.

The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the
cop smacks him in the head with the stick. The
driver asks, "What the hell was that for?"

The cop answers, "You're in New York son. When we
pull you over, you better have your license ready
when we get to your car."

The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here."

The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's
clean. He gives the guy his license back, walks around
to the passenger side, and taps on the window.

The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the
cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick.

The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?"

The cop says, "Just making your wish come true."

The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?"

The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road
you're gonna say to your buddy, 'I wish that as*hole
would've tried that crap with me!'"
Received on Mon Oct 25 16:24:37 2010