The Worst Day

"The Worst Day"*

*A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his
drink for half and hour when this big trouble-
making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink,
gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the
guy with a menacing stare as is to say, "What
cha gonna do about it?"

The poor little guy starts crying. -

"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time,"
the biker says. "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand
to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of may life," says the little guy
between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept
and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.

When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was
stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my
wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in
bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.

So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage
to put an end to my life, and then you show up and
drink my damn poison . .
Received on Mon Oct 25 16:01:19 2010