Alien Lovemaking

"Alien Lovemaking"*

*One night, the waitress in a bar was a bit unsettled that
a strange looking man who sat quietly drinking at the
bar always seemed to be looking at her intently. Finally,
he got up enough nerve to speak to her.

"You are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. I do
hope you don't mind my looking at you."

She told him she would rather he didn't look so hard
and that she didn't consider herself that special.

"Well, you see I am from a far away planet, sent here
to observe some things here and I have to go back
tonight. So you see, I really haven't seen anyone like
you before. Please just let me look."

So she said ok, although she thought he was a little nuts.
He did mind his manners, didn't get drunk, and just sat
quietly looking.

When it was time to close the bar, he prepared to leave,
then walked back to the waitress.

"I know this is strange, but would you please let me see
your breasts? I've never seen anything like this and it
would mean so very much to me if I could go home
and tell the guys all about you."

Since everyone but the owner had left and he was in
the back room, she finally gave in and unbuttoned her
blouse and pulled her breasts out of her bra.

"Oh my goodness, that is wonderful! Thank you! Thank you!
You don't know how much this means to me!" When she
started to gather her clothes around her again, he asked
shyly, "Please, please, let me just touch your bre-sts. It would
mean so much to me to be able to tell all the guys about
how wonderful you are."

After a little consideration, she allowed him to touch. He
was very gentle and she was beginning to get stirred up
by this alien. Then he asked her if she would allow him to
make love to her.

Since she was beginning to fancy that notion, she agreed
right away. To her surprise, however, he placed his right
forefinger in the middle of her forehead quite firmly. As he
did so, she could see the passion on his face and he called
out, "Aah, ahh, aaaahhhhh!!"

Then he took his finger from her forehead. Astonished, she
asked him if he'd like to do it again.

Looking at his curled up forefinger, he replied, "Yes, but
I'll have to wait a little while."
Received on Mon Oct 25 15:59:13 2010