Angel Cake

"Signs Your Pastor Needs A Vacation"*

*His first words to the congregation on Sunday morning
are "All right, listen up you heathens..."

He falls asleep during his own sermon. He shows up for
 Sunday service wearing Bermuda Shorts and a Tank Top.

Every time his pager goes off, he shouts, "Why can't they just leave me
alone?!"

Announces baptismal services will be at the Grand Canyon.

You go to his office for counseling and pour your heart
out to him and he says, "Sounds like a personal problem to me."

For the past two months he has preached the same sermon every Sunday.

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"Angel Cake"*

*Sarah Kay was studying the origins of foods in kindergarten.
One day, she and her mother were walking through the
grocery store discussing what ingredients went into various products.

Sarah Kay said, "Pork comes from pigs and beef comes from cows."
Then she asked, "How DO they get the pork from the pig, Mommy?"

Her mother felt that the truth was the only way to go, so
she explained that they kill the animal to eat its meat.

Horrified, Sarah Kay went past shelves staring at the meat
and saying, "They KILLED a cow to get THIS?" She could not
believe it, and her little heart was broken.

Then, they went to the bakery where Sarah Kay began to
check out the various donuts and goodies. She noticed
a beautiful white cake and asked, "Mommy, what is this cake called?"

Her mother replied, "It's an angelfood cake, honey."

Immediately Sarah Kay's eyes filled with big tears and she
wailed, "You mean they KILLED an ANGEL to make this?"
Received on Sun Oct 10 08:40:19 2010