Jury Duty

"Misc Q & A"*

*Q. Why did the sticker need a lawyer?
A. It was ripped off.

Q. What are gas station attendants favorite shoes?
A. Pumps.

Q. What are a plumber's favorite shoes?
A. Clogs.

Q. If athletes get athlete's foot, then what do astronauts get?
A. Missile toe.

Q. Why did the panty hose need a lawyer?
A. They were on the run.

Q. How do garbagemen break up with their girlfriends?
A. They just dump 'em.

Q. What do you get when you cross a baseball pitcher with a carpet?
A. A throw rug.

Q. Where do hair colorists sit when they go to baseball games?
A. In the bleachers.

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"Jury Duty"*
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Mrs. Hunter was called to serve for jury duty, but asked to
be excused because she didn't believe in capital punish-
ment and didn't want her personal thoughts to prevent
the trial from running its proper course.
 
But the public defender liked her thoughtfulness and quiet
calm, and tried to convince her that she was appropriate
to serve on the jury.
 
"Madam," he explained, "this is not a murder trial! It's a
simple civil lawsuit. A wife is bringing this case against her
husband because he gambled away the $22,000 he had
promised to use to remodel the kitchen for her birthday."
 
"Well, okay," agreed Mrs. Hunter, "I'll serve. I guess I could
be wrong about capital punishment after all."
Received on Sat Oct 9 14:07:24 2010