NASCAR Q&A

"NASCAR Q&A"*

*If Robert Pressley, John Andretti and Geoff Bodine were
in a boat and the Boat Sinks, who would be saved?
Half the cars in Sundays Race.

What's a Gordon Fans favorite color?
Caution Flag Yellow
 

How can you tell when Mark Martin is going to say
something intelligent?
He starts out with, "I once heard Tony Stewart say......"

Did you hear? Jeff Burton went to work for the
telephone company so he could finally get on the pole.

WALLACE ARRESTED FOR DRUGS!!
Yeah, They found everything but speed on him.

What do you call Derricke Cope racing with his
car tied to the back of Jeff Gordon's?
A true restrictor plate.

What does Dale Earnhardt have in common with Pink Floyd?
Both of their last big hits were with The Wall.

Why does Gordon never hit the wall?
The wall ain't got no numbers on it.

Have you Heard? Terry Labonte is in the Hospital!
Apparently he hasn't passed anything for almost 2 years.

Did you see where that lady that won the 20 million
dollar lawsuit for the McDonald's coffee being too
hot, is suing Walmart?
Apparently she bought a Ernie Irvin Shirt and hit the
wall 10 times before she left the store.

(knock knock)
"Who's There?"
"Boo"
"Boo Who?"
"Is that you Gordon?"

Did you hear that Jeff Gordon is getting a new
crew chief from China?
His name is Win-Won Soon.

How can you tell when a NASCAR fan is watching
a Formula One race?
When he taps you on the shoulder and asks.
"Are we watching qualifying?"

Why did NASCAR outlaw the Polish victory lap?
Because it was interfering with Bill Elliott's finishing of the race!

How many Jeff Gordon fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They prefer to be in the dark.

One day a Mark Martin fan noticed a Jeff Gordon fan
intently staring at a can of Welch's frozen grape juice
in the grocery store. When the #6 fan asked what
was going on, the #24 fan replied, "It says CONCENTRATE."

Did you hear why Derrick Cope gave up his sponsorship from Skittles?
He said he just didn't like to deal with Skittles, Sure they
taste good but 'they sure is hard to peel'.

What is the worst thing about 5 Gordon Fans going
over a cliff in a Monte Carlo?
A Monte Carlo Seats 6.

Did you hear about Rusty Wallace's new sponsor?
He is showing his new paint scheme on the Puffs
Plus With Aloe Ford next week.

What do Jeff Gordon's Fans use for Birth Control?
Their personalities.
Received on Wed Oct 6 00:46:48 2010