Smoking Man

"Smoking Man"

I was at a gas station the other day and noticed a
man was getting gas and he was smoking a cigarette.

I went inside to pay for my gas. The man outside
somehow caught his arm on fire. He came running
inside the gas station and the clerk pulled out a gun and shot him.

I asked the clerk why on earth he shot the man, and he replied,

"C'mon, you saw him. . . he had a fire arm."

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"Bear at the Movies"

A man sitting in a movie theater notices that there
is a big ole grizzly bear sitting next to him. Finally he
turns to the bear and says,

"Pardon me for asking, but aren't you a bear?"

The bear nods; then the man says,

"So... tell me, what are you doing at the movies?"

The bear replies. . .

"Well, I liked the book."
Received on Tue Oct 5 10:30:56 2010