The Amazing NASCAR Dog

"The Amazing NASCAR Dog"*

*A man walks into a bar with his dog. A NASCAR race
is on a TV. He sits down and asks how Gordon is doing.

The bartender says, "Gordon is in 25th."

The dog jumps up, and runs around the barstool 25 times.
Several laps later, the bartender says, "Gordon is up to
10th." The dog jumps up again and runs around the barstool 10 times.

A few laps later, the bartender says, "Gordon is up to 3rd,"
after which the dog again jumps up and runs around the barstool 3 times.

The bartender says, "WOW!! That dog is amazing!! What
does he do if Gordon wins?"

"I don't know," says the man, "I've only had him a year and a half!"

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"A NASCAR Genie"*

*One day, a Nascar fan was walking along the beach
and came across an odd looking bottle. Not being one
to ignore tradition, he rubbed it and, much to his surprise,
a Genie actually appeared.

"For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three
wishes," said the Genie. The man was ecstatic.

"But there's a catch," the Genie continued.

"What catch?" asked the man, eyeing the Genie suspiciously.

The Genie replied, "For each of your wishes, every Gordon
fan in the world will receive DOUBLE what you asked for."

"Hey, I can live with that! No problem!" replied the elated man.

"What is your first wish?" asked the Genie. "Well, I've always
wanted a Ferrari!" POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of the man.

"Now, every Gordon Fan in the world has been given TWO
Ferraris," said the Genie.

"What is your next wish?" "I could really use a million dollars..."
replied the man, and POOF! One million dollars appeared at his feet.

"Now, every Gordon Fan in the world is TWO million dollars
richer," the Genie reminded the man.

"Well, that's okay, as long as I've got MY million," replied the man.

"And what is your final wish?" asked the Genie. The man
thought long and hard, and finally said, "Well, you know,
I've always wanted to donate a kidney...."
Received on Sat Oct 2 08:37:31 2010