Private Wishes

"Private Wishes"*
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The scene is a park bench on a sunny afternoon.
 
Two old retired men are sitting on the bench watching
the time go by. There is an old hound dog lying on the
ground in front of them. The old dog lifts its hind leg
and begins to lick his privates as they seem to do.
 
One of the old men says to the other, "Boy, I sure wish
I could do that."
 
After a short pause, the other old man says, "Well, go
ahead, he looks like a friendly dog. But I think you
better pet him first..."
Received on Fri Oct 1 16:41:52 2010