Cab Unfare

"Cab Unfare"*

*A blonde and her brunette friend were talking, when the
blonde said, "I hate all the blonde jokes people tell."

"Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people
out there. Here, I'll prove it to you."

They went outside and hailed a taxi driver.

"Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home," said the brunette.

The taxi drove them to Nickel Street, and when they finally
got out, the brunette looked at the blonde and said, "See!
That guy was really stupid."

"No kidding," replied the blonde. "There was a pay phone
just around the corner. You could have called instead."

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"Starting Instructions"*

*A few years ago the batter in my beat up Volkswagen
Beetle had died because I'd left the lights on overnight.
I was in a hurry to get to work, so I ran into the house
to get my girlfriend to give me a hand to start the car.

I told her to start our second car, a big old monster sized
gas guzzler. I told her we're going to use the big car to
push the bug fast enough to start it. I pointed out to her
that because the VW had an automatic transmission (a
rare one, indeed), it needed to be pushed at least 30
miles per hour for it to start.

She got in the car and drove off.

Drove off? What the hell was she doing?

I was waiting in the bug, getting impatient. After a
moment I looked in the rear view mirror.

She was coming at me at about 40 miles per hour.

I suddenly realized I should have been a little bit clearer
with my instructions . . .
Received on Sun Nov 28 07:36:14 2010