Nothing But The Truth

"Nothing But The Truth"*

*Mr. Smith asked his wife for advice about his upcoming
court case in which he could possibly win $50,000 from
the insurance company. "Honey, if I lie, I'll win the case.
But then I would have broken an oath sworn on the Holy Bible."

His wife says, "I don't want to advise you to do the wrong thing, but . . ."

"But, what?"

"Let me put it this way," his wife explained. "Treat the
prosecuting attorney like I treat you in bed."

Puzzled, Mr. Smith asks, "How so?"

Mrs. Smith replies, "Just lie there 'til he goes away."
Received on Wed Nov 24 06:34:02 2010