Sittin' By The Dock Obey

"Sittin' By The Dock Obey"*

*Jimmy's mom dragged him in front of his dad during the football game.

"Talk to your son," she said. "He refuses to obey a word I say."

The father turned to Jimmy angrily. "Jimmy, how dare
you disobey your mother. Do you think you're better than your old man?"

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"Dollars For Go Nuts"*

*Mrs. O'Henry was talking to her husband one night
about their son and his allowance.

"Well, darling," said Mr. O'Henry, "I had a long talk with
him last week about the value of a dollar."

"I know," she replied, "the other day he asked for his
allowance in Yen."
Received on Sun Nov 21 07:59:54 2010