Improvements

"Policy, Polly Do"*

*Bill's barn burned down, and his wife Polly called the insurance company.

Polly told the insurance company, "We had that barn
insured for fifty thousand, and I want my money."

The agent replied, "Hold on just a minute, Polly.
Insurance doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain
the value of what was insured and provide you with a
new barn of comparable worth."

There was a long pause before Polly replied, "Then I'd
like to cancel the policy on my husband."

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"Improvements"*

*"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to
change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking,
running around at all hours of the night and more.

She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts,
gourmet cooking, classical music and how to invest
in the stock market."

"Sounds like you may be bitter because she spent so
much time trying to change you."

"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't
good enough for me."
Received on Fri Nov 19 07:46:43 2010