Honesty Is The Best Policy

"Honesty Is The Best Policy"*

*After two years of marriage, Tom was still questioning
his wife about her lurid past.

"C'mon, tell me," Tom asked for the thousandth time,
"how many men have you been with?"

"Baby, " she protested, "If I told you, you'd throw a fit."

Tom promised he wouldn't get angry, and convinced
his wife to tell him.

"Okay," she said, then started to count on her fingers,
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's
you - nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen.....”
Received on Tue Nov 16 23:52:18 2010