Pocket Buddy

"Drinkin' 'til He's In Heaven"*

*Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first
man he met, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man said, "I do Father."

The priest said,"Leave this pub right now!"

He then approached a second man. "Do you want to got to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.

"Then leave this den of Satan!" said the priest.

Father Murphy then walked up to O'Toole and asked,
"Do you want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole replied: "No, I don't Father."

The priest looked him right in the eye and said, "You
mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole smiled, "Oh, when I die. Yes Father. I thought
you were getting a group together to go right now."

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"Pocket Buddy"*

*Rodney walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me
two shots. One for me and one for my best buddy here."

The bartender says, "You want both drinks now or do
you want me to wait until your buddy arrives to pour his?"

Rodney says, "Oh, I want them both now. I've got my
best buddy in my pocket here." With that he pulls out
a little 3-inch man from his pocket.

The bartender says, "Wow! And you mean to say he can
drink that much?"

"Oh, sure. He can drink it all, and then some."

So the bartender poured the two shots. Sure enough,
the little guy drinks it all up. "That's amazing," says the
bartender. "What else can he do? Can he walk?"

Rodney flicks a quarter down to the end of the bar and
says, "Hey Al, go get that quarter!" The little guy runs down
to the end of the bar, picks up the quarter, and runs back
down and gives it to Rodney.

The bartender is totally amazed by this display. "That's
amazing," he says, "what else can he do? Does he talk?"

Rodney looks up at the bartender with a look of surprise
in his eye and squawks, "Talk? Sure he talks. Hey Al, tell him
about that time we were in down in Africa on safari and
you insulted that witch doctor!"
Received on Sun Nov 14 07:21:55 2010