Hard-boiled Defective

"Hard-boiled Defective"*

*Two blondes were working on a house. The one
who was nailing down siding would reach into
his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it
over his shoulder or nail it in. The other, figuring
this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you
throwing those nails away?"

The first explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch
and it's pointed toward me, I throw it away 'cause
 it's defective. If it's pointed toward the house, then
I nail it in!"

The second blonde got completely upset and yelled,
"You moron! The nails pointed toward you aren't
defective! They're for the other side of the house!"

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"Rolling Back The Years"*
*
A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having
a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost
230,000 miles on it.

One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked
with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility
to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."

"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I can only sell the car."

"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend
of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you
and he will 'fix it'. Then you shouldn't have a problem
anymore trying to sell your car."

The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the
mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette
asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?"

"No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!"
Received on Fri Nov 12 06:14:48 2010