You Might Be A Teacher If...

"You Might Be A Teacher If..."*

*You want to slap the next person who says,
"Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."

You can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside.

You believe "shallow gene pool" should have its
own box on the report card.

When out in public, you feel the urge to talk to
strange children and correct their behavior.

When you mention "vegetables" and you're not
talking about a food group.

You think people should be required to get a
government permit before being allowed to reproduce.

You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to reproduce.

You can't have children of your own, because
there is NO name you could give a child that
wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the
moment you heard it.

Meeting a child's parents INSTANTLY answers the
question, "Why is this kid like this?"
Received on Mon May 24 18:37:36 2010