Lawyer Under Anesthesia

"1,000 Valentine Cards"*

*A guy walks into a post office one day to see a
 middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter
methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink
envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes
out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up
to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards
signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

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"Lawyer Under Anesthesia"*

*There was a lawyer and he was just waking up
from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife
was sitting by his side.
 
His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're
beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His
wife had never heard him say that so she
stayed by his side.
 
A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open
and he said "You're cute!"

Well, the wife was disappointed because instead
of 'beautiful' it was 'cute.'
 
She said, "What happened to 'beautiful'?"
 
His reply was, "The drugs are wearing off!"
Received on Thu May 20 18:54:16 2010