Sick of Blonde Jokes

"Road Stripers"*

*A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all tried out
for the same job as road stripers.
 
The boss told them they would all work for three
days and whoever painted the most would get the job.
 
At the end of the first day the redhead had painted
3 miles, the brunette had painted 2.5 miles and the
blonde had painted 10 miles.

The boss was so exited he told her to keep it up
and the job was hers. The next day the redhead
painted 5 miles, the brunette 5.6 miles and the
blonde 4 miles. The boss told her not to worry,
"You still have a good lead."

So, on the third day the redhead had painted 6
miles, the brunette 5 miles and the blonde only one mile.

The boss was so disappointed, he asked the
blonde, "What went wrong? You were doing so good."

She said, "Well, that bucket of paint keeps getting
further and further away."

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"Sick of Blonde Jokes"*

*This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired
of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are
perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her
husband that blondes really are smart. While her
husband is off at work, she decides that she is going
to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work,
she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the
distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room
and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur
coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK.

She replies yes.

He asks what she is doing.

She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not
all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a ski jacket and a fur coat on.

She replies that she was reading the directions the
paint can and they said,

"For best results, put on two coats."
Received on Sun May 16 19:26:15 2010