Traffic Summons

"Flat Tire"*

*A man in a VW had a flat tire, pulled off on the
side of the road, and proceeded to put a beautiful
bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one
behind the car. Then he got back in the car to wait.

A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and
was so curious he turned around and went back.
He asked Ed, the fellow, what the problem was.

The man replied "I have a flat tire."

The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"

The man responded:

"When you break down they tell you to put flares
in the front and flares in the back."

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"Traffic Summons"*

*A New York man was forced to take a day off from
work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He
grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after
endless hour for his case to be heard.

When his name was called late in the afternoon,
he stood before the judge, only to hear that court
would be adjourned for the next day and he would
have to return the next day.

"What for?" he snapped at the judge.

His honor, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp
query roared, "Twenty dollars contempt of court. That's why!"

Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge
relented. "That's all right. You don't have to pay now."

The young man replied, "I'm just seeing if I have
enough for two more words."
Received on Mon May 10 10:08:06 2010